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3 days ago My thoughts exactly... The heat, the chocolate, the madness
4 days ago Diane Abbott swigging a tin of Mojito on the tube is a Politician I can relate to. Happy Easter guys...hope your kids aren’t utter arseholes all weekend x
5 days ago Surprise Rock Shower Motherfucker! #siblinglove ➡️➡️Quick swipe
1 week ago We sacked off the baby today (she’s 19months old I’ll still be calling her “the baby” when she’s 12 ) She spent the day with Nanny & Grandad and we took Finley up to London to see the Dinosaurs at the NHM. It was rammed AF and if I wasn’t in a good phase with my anxiety ATM I would have had a complete freak out and vommed in the corridor. Luckily that didn’t happen and I was able to fully participate in the nightmare that is London in the Easter Holidays Afterwards we popped next door to the Science
2 weeks ago Oh shut the fuck up we were the Highly Commended blog in the U.K. Blog Awards tonight! I reckon that’s a fancy pants way of saying 2nd place! My kids have been utter arseholes today. I was going to have a glass of wine to chill out but now I’m gonna have a bucket of wine and make my husband watch Greys Anatomy re-runs with me, till I pass out on the sofa and regret everything at 6am when the kids wake up to torture me all over again Thanks again to everyone whose contributed to the site, we’re Highly
2 weeks ago Is it even Easter holidays tho, if you don’t go to a farm, feed a pig, get into your sisters pram when no ones looking and launch yourself down a muddy hill (and a road), get PVA glue and hay stuck in your hair whilst making crafts and then tell ya Mum you wished you’d stayed at home anyway because it was “a bit boring there” ? ‍♀️ FML
2 weeks ago Went to the interview, made it through the door, did not vomit or suffer cardiac arrest. Wore red lipstick. Did not wear Mum leggings. Felt like an actual human being. ME 1 ANXIETY 0 Boom
2 weeks ago Are you a parent of boys? Are you raising them to be feminists? Jess @jessa67 discusses why raising boys in particular, as feminists is vital to the girls of the next generation but also to the boys themselves. The link to the full post is in our bio. #5whyzinstazine #ukba19
3 weeks ago Took Niamh to the Doctors today because she has a reoccurring rash/ sore bit on her cheek that won’t fuck off with Savlon because she keeps rubbing snot in it. So we needed some industrial grade steroid cream, only available on prescription via a licenced medical professional. I knew she wasn’t gonna like it but I totally underestimated her utter, inconsolable HATE for any human that she doesn’t know. She screamed the building down. Like literally you would think she was being fucking tortured from the sound of it. No one even touched her (they were too scared ) Nothing
3 weeks ago Do you appreciate hearing other people’s birth stories - good or bad? Do you share your own experience openly? Or tone it down to save inducing any added panic or worry? Jacqui @mummyexhausted discusses why we SHOULD share our traumatic birth stories, for our sake and others. #5whyzinstazine #ukba19